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About djgoreo : That bad comment you saw by me-it was an example of sarcasm, not stupidity. The picture, as I'm sure you can tell, is of Helen Keller, 33rd POTUS.

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Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML


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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my sixth day taking care of my family's seven animals while my parents are in Singapore. So far, I've emergency-called the vet twice, taken a dog to the vet once, and cleaned up liquid dog shit five times. FML


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On 12/09/2012 at 8:18am - animals - by KennyDidIt - United States (Alabama)

Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize my receipt was misplaced. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML


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On 12/08/2012 at 12:12pm - money - by bitchsawmebuyit - United States (New York)

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML


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On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

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