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Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56014) - you deserved it (5348)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

#761091 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (69698) - you deserved it (4421)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:09am - work - by olalala2382 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

#420059 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (56301) - you deserved it (5311)

On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML

#404530 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (36942) - you deserved it (22484)

On 03/17/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by Poorfish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

#402157 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (83343) - you deserved it (2458)

On 03/16/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by dxplq876 (man) - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

#400930 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (139179) - you deserved it (9501)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

#379533 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (25690) - you deserved it (109037)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (150879) - you deserved it (22725)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. I have two older sisters graduated. The first one got a Tiffanys bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML

#260878 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (57917) - you deserved it (2209)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:37pm - misc - by dileigh (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348 (418)

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587 (131)

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On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)



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