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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 January 1995 (21 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1436
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About divineinstrument : Well, I spend most of my time on the internet. I visit this site everyday to check on the new FMLs. I don't really care if they're made up, as long as they're funny! I absolutely hate the new reply function cos it makes the comments look all messy and people ALWAYS reply to comment#1 just to get to the top! I also hate the retards that use the comments section to argue over words/grammar/retarded shit like that.

I'm just your typical angry 15-year old

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divineinstrument's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

by bbbkingsey / 07/23/2009 at 3:10am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

by ILuvYouSoldiers / 06/26/2009 at 3:57am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous