[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

divineinstrument

Search for a member

divineinstrument
  • Town/Country : Sodom, Hell
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 January 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 788
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About divineinstrument : Well, I spend most of my time on the internet. I visit this site everyday to check on the new FMLs. I don't really care if they're made up, as long as they're funny! I absolutely hate the new reply function cos it makes the comments look all messy and people ALWAYS reply to comment#1 just to get to the top! I also hate the retards that use the comments section to argue over words/grammar/retarded shit like that.

I'm just your typical angry 15-year old

divineinstrument's last visitors

Freezeemo_devonbrooke_chookbailes_o_hayyoushitmeDrAwesome

divineinstrument's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

divineinstrument's favorite FMLs

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

#3971516 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (42875) - you deserved it (2831)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

#3232657 (766)

I agree, your life sucks (66979) - you deserved it (13613)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

02/10/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, the book

Available NOW on:

© 2008-2012 by