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divadro102
  • Town/Country : Mars
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About divadro102 : I come from Mars and I do not come in peace. Doesn't mean i'm not friendly, you've misunderstood. Highly intellectual martian and that's all you need to know.

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Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11785) - you deserved it (38211)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)



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