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About divadro102 : I come from Mars and I do not come in peace. Doesn't mean i'm not friendly, you've misunderstood. Highly intellectual martian and that's all you need to know.
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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015