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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About dillonManning : Hey I like being politically incorrect and being racist so deal with it.
'Merica Bacon Guns and Cars n fuck grammar

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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
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I agree, your life sucks (40464) - you deserved it (140272)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (81936)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39089) - you deserved it (2124)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by caitiexob - United States (Massachusetts)



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