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dillonManning
  • Town/Country : burlingame, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 December 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 60
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About dillonManning : Hey I like being politically incorrect and being racist so deal with it.
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Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13197) - you deserved it (66246)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (471366) - you deserved it (585264)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (361534) - you deserved it (67433)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by caitiexob - United States (Massachusetts)



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