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Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML


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On 05/14/2013 at 6:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, a few months after my co-worker had stopped wearing her engagement ring, I decided to put on the moves and start flirting with her. I soon found out that her fiancé had died, and that she's nowhere near over him, despite her brave face. I feel like a total asshole. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 5:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML


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On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML


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On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

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