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Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

#7897193 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (20422) - you deserved it (2016)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615 (628)

I agree, your life sucks (35463) - you deserved it (28278)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820 (211)

I agree, your life sucks (7621) - you deserved it (22548)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was in the bathroom having major diarrhea, when the lights went out. There was no other light whatsoever, so I had to crawl out of the bathroom, butt covered in crap. I managed to hit my head on the stall door, and trip over a bench. All with my pants down. In a public restroom. FML

#7684971 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (16580) - you deserved it (7038)

On 01/29/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by nixie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I peed at a urinal. This was a feat for me because I'm a nervous pee-er. It was going great until some guy walked into the empty bathroom and picked the urinal next to mine. Midway through he turns to me and says 'Nice watch.' FML

#7683691 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (2052)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Itsamovado - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (28358) - you deserved it (3651)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (6870) - you deserved it (34687)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

#7637275 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (9434) - you deserved it (17254)

On 01/28/2010 at 6:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Telemark)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (27802) - you deserved it (6279)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (50420) - you deserved it (2870)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)