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by longtriphome / 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm / United States / Love
by anon / 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
by Stephanie / 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML
by Jrlloyd013 / 12/19/2009 at 5:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…