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diceplaya
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

#17113605
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (6191)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11496) - you deserved it (46602)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
146 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

#17108827
262 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm - misc - by Stephanie - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

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292 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Jrlloyd013 (man) - United States (California)



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