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diceplaya
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24449) - you deserved it (9127)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

#17539205
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24114) - you deserved it (2857)

On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

#17265218
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32063) - you deserved it (2975)

On 07/26/2011 at 6:33am - money - by buggingout (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26200) - you deserved it (2941)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend poops with "This is war" playing on his phone, and makes war sounds corresponding with his poop dropping. FML

#17226602
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26572) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/23/2011 at 3:49am - love - by MaHalKiTa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML

#17201461
154 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 7:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

#17201345
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

#17162598
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32843) - you deserved it (7779)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
273 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

#17131745
116 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 2:23am - money - by Tanner - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
254 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I grinned for five minutes straight because my friends told me it would put me in a good mood for the rest of the day. It gave me a migraine. FML

#17122126
97 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm - health - by so much for a good day - United States

Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML

#17119657
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21511) - you deserved it (1753)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:38am - work - by TabbiNicole - United States

Today, I learned why my boyfriend of 10 months and I never hang out at his place. He still lives at home with his mother. He's 38. FML

#17116757
145 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:51am - love - by brsoxgirl - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52772) - you deserved it (9114)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)



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