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by True Story / 08/29/2011 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
by Anonymous / 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by buggingout / 07/26/2011 at 6:33am / United States / Holidays
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
by tim12345 / 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm / United States / Money
by MaHalKiTa / 07/23/2011 at 3:49am / United States (California) / Geek
by Username / 07/21/2011 at 7:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2011 at 6:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by womanlover12345 / 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm / Spain / Love
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Tanner / 07/16/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by so much for a good day / 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm / United States / Health
by TabbiNicole / 07/15/2011 at 7:38am / United States / Work
by brsoxgirl / 07/15/2011 at 1:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…