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Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48979) - you deserved it (2184)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:09am - misc - by Just_Me_88 - United States (Oregon)

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Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (3180)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44439) - you deserved it (2962)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

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326 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad at me, they do it on my furniture. So far, they've done it on the table, my bed, and all the living room couches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19505) - you deserved it (9018)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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