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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 388
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dgreen24 : Hi,

I'm just a little bit sarcastic so don't take offense when I make fun of your post or comment. If you do, message me so I can make fun of you more and not feel guilty about it.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (254836) - you deserved it (59882)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonn (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32739) - you deserved it (442293)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31974) - you deserved it (1596)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)



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