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devilina28
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 January 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my daughter asked me what the youngest age you should start having sex is, being a good mother I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh...shoot." and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59812) - you deserved it (8577)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

#2427571 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (6387) - you deserved it (47332)

On 05/30/2009 at 8:48am - kids - by Jess (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I did some math. Relaxing bubble bath soap: $17.00. Enough water to fill a bathtub: $10. Favorite tea: $4. Organic candle: $8. Looking out the window to see your 70+ year old male neighbor taking pictures of you lowering yourself into your bath: Priceless. FML

#2370756 (290)

I agree, your life sucks (53652) - you deserved it (8448)

On 05/28/2009 at 11:00am - money - by BABYof_theGROUP (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

#2211360 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (33712) - you deserved it (17919)

On 05/23/2009 at 2:10pm - kids - by nutrigrain123 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

#2201363 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (35306) - you deserved it (4260)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the casino. I used my last $5 on a slot machine. When the machine started lighting up, saying I had just won $20,000, I excitedly began jumping and screaming. As people crowded around me, the casino lady explained it was 20,000 credits, not dollars. I had only won $20. FML

#2187071 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (31811) - you deserved it (12305)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:12pm - money - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

#1677183 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (44090) - you deserved it (10687)

On 05/05/2009 at 9:11pm - money - by airborne (man) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

#1656841 (320)

I agree, your life sucks (1438) - you deserved it (7257)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

#1430731 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (130944) - you deserved it (7425)

On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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