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About devildog562 : I'm 26, and love Cali. I work at a hospital, which entertains most of my time. Enjoy quick cheap laughs.

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Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML


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On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML


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On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML


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On 12/24/2012 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML


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