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Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

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On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML

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On 01/07/2010 at 11:36am - misc - by Boob (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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