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About dessaye : hi
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
Friday 19 December 2014