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dessaye
  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 December 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 4504
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 6 confirmed out of 51 posted

About dessaye : Delia. Desmond. Dessy.
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Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40561) - you deserved it (6412)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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