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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 December 1979 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5570
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 51 posted

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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48062) - you deserved it (7820)

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