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Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
by oops / 04/05/2009 at 1:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by lolzor / 03/12/2009 at 8:07am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
by GrLifeusx / 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
by beachbum / 02/27/2009 at 1:03am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus.… Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of… Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not…