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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 December 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6652
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 51 posted

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dessaye's favorite FMLs

Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35811) - you deserved it (102234)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29996) - you deserved it (56447)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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