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Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
by oops / 04/05/2009 at 1:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by lolzor / 03/12/2009 at 8:07am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
by GrLifeusx / 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
by beachbum / 02/27/2009 at 1:03am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his… Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty… Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed…
- Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…