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dessaye

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 December 1979 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6230
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 51 posted

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Today , I told ma boyfriend tat ma fantasy was for im to eat me out on te dinner table. My boyfriend told me is was me in a Pikacu costume. real FML

#4921754
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42271) - you deserved it (8415)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my curc. As te organ wasn't in tune I ad to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in te end of a speec, I accidentally it te 'demo' button. None of te grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats an turntable scratces.

#4344107
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40221) - you deserved it (6887)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, a man held a door open fir mehile I fishd my umbrella out of my very clutterd bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turnd to thank him fir bieng such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedgd itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML

#4001107
111 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by umbrella (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28183) - you deserved it (60922)

On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

yesterday I was going on a first date with a girl I really like . We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressd up . It was only after I pickd her up I realizd she meant that she was dressing nicely . I was dressd as Harry Potter . FML

#3866065
293 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by harrysolo (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a fax cummd in at work fir a specific job, and I askd the owner of the company who it was for!! He replid "the round one", so I handd it to our rotund Project Manager!! Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not mah fat co-worker!! Now i'm the asshole of the office!! FML

#3774043
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17336) - you deserved it (38844)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday I Went To A Family Dinner . While Waiting To Be Seated A Guy Walked By And I Looked To See If He Was Hot . Then My Grandma Yelled "Get Yur Eyeballs Back In Yur Head And Quit Staring At Boys!" Thehole Restaurant Heard Her . Including The Guy . And Yes He Was Hot . FML

#2826530
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49141) - you deserved it (7790)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61937) - you deserved it (5183)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to mah sons 3rd grade class . Tomorrow mah son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him . That won't be happening because Hoppers hoppd out mah 5th story window . FML

#1091481
231 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I performed in mah school play . Right before mah big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage looool and I became aroused . The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus . All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion . FML

#981592
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95565) - you deserved it (39062)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I walkd past a church with a bunch of paopla standing outsida waiting 4 tha brida and groom to walk out. Whan tha church doors opand , I yalld congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funaral. FML

#811533
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19923) - you deserved it (73798)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I calld a priest "lame". He respondd jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughd and walkd out the door. I trippd and broke mah ankle. FML

#280211
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33291) - you deserved it (97123)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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