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Today, while powerwashing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it stings me, I aimed the powerwasher nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as powerwashing your leg. FML
by jokada / 05/10/2009 at 4:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
by Dunzo15 / 05/02/2009 at 2:28am / United States (New York) / Work
- Today, my dad is mad at me because I've been dating a boy who I've asked him to meet but he refuses… Today I got a message from a girl I've been dating; I've dated a few women the last couple of years… Today, the guy I've been with for 4 years chose hard drugs over me and our daughter. Happy birthday…