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desichick23
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About desichick23 : hey. i'm desi. i'm straight. i like to watch movies, and i like to go shopping. i'm addicted to texting and Pepsi. Chocolate is my best friend. Ok that's it.

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Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68947) - you deserved it (16886)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (9621)

On 06/10/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by Trapped (woman) - Australia



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