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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2012
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About deputy_g : personal sammich maker to sweet candy

like superheroes

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also in the military

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Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

#14861457
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24072) - you deserved it (7000)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15587) - you deserved it (33214)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50813) - you deserved it (3746)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

#14202478
65 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 1:41pm - misc - by homeless (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

#14151880
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28201) - you deserved it (4930)

On 12/10/2010 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML

#14150271
133 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 2:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27025) - you deserved it (3392)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML

#14032735
95 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

#13954362
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (4576)

On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML

#13919837
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8622) - you deserved it (32851)

On 11/21/2010 at 12:39am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

#13912441
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23030) - you deserved it (6483)

On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML

#13869223
56 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 8:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
116 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

#13854444
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33251) - you deserved it (5994)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

#13854165
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (6480)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by kylie (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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