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dennis96411
  • Town/Country : Burlington, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 April 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About dennis96411 : I like some good ol' fashioned FMLs. Keep 'em coming! :D

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Today, I was walking down the road when a twat on a quad-bike smashed into my leg. It seems that I should've been "walking on the right side of the pavement." FML

#18199894 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (6602) - you deserved it (926)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:57am - misc - by LukeyBoy - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML

#16265806 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (2037)

On 05/20/2011 at 11:17am - health - by kekeroos (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (55488) - you deserved it (4689)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22513) - you deserved it (1827)

On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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