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deng314
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, US
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1321
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About deng314 : I'm just ur average 23 year old woman. I work hard, love hard, and know how to have a good time. Quick witted, and sarcastic as hell, I love my husband, love my dogs, love tattoos, a good drink and good friends to share it with!

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Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

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100 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
158 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

#8403549
124 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 9:22am - health - by Hayleey_079 (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
188 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
202 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
142 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

#7351107
48 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628
193 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

#7124600
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On 01/03/2010 at 11:28am - health - by i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming (man) - United States (California)



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