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delwoodfrashure
  • Town/Country : Chesterfield, Usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 February 2000 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About delwoodfrashure : im a thirteen year old boy i curse and act like an adult. im single. my favorite movie is just friends. my favrite drink is monster preferibly lemonaid+tea.payback is a bitch and life sucks deal with it. this is shorter than shit message me ive got tons of. more things to write my kik is tapeingturtles

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Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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Today, I realised that my friend hasn't spoken to me for a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using my star-sign to explain my behaviour. FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 11:37am - misc - by notsuperstitious (woman) - Finland

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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