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About delwoodfrashure : im a thirteen year old boy i curse and act like an adult. im single. my favorite movie is just friends. my favrite drink is monster preferibly lemonaid+tea.payback is a bitch and life sucks deal with it. this is shorter than shit message me ive got tons of. more things to write my kik is tapeingturtles
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Friday 7 March 2014