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Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (4573)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I was at the mall with mah young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were looool alone... I startd to go and mah daughter yelld... ( Good job... mommy... your using the potty like a big girl! ) I then heard laughing. mega FML

#21283795
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35962) - you deserved it (4427)

On 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, On Ma Frst Day Of Sailing Practice, I Managed To Sit On A Metal Cleat. After Bieng Admitted To Te ER, I Was Informed Tat I Ad Two Vaginal Laceration Tat Needed Surgery. Te Nurse Tried To Convince Me It Was Ma Lucky Day, Cuz Te Ospital Café Was Serving Vanilla Pudding. FML

#21267748
100 comments

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On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

2DAY I ASKD MA DAD TO TAKE ME TO TE STORE SO I COULD GET SOME FEMININE YGIENE PRODUCTS. WEN WE GOT TERE, E WENT RUNNING DOWN TE AISLE YELLING, "HELP! MY DAUGTER'S BLEEDING TO DEAT! WERE'RE TE TAMPONS?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3972)

On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, I went with a couple of friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walkd in with a gun an demandd to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realizd it was a joke, I'd already pissd myself. FML

#21261205
69 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me 4 "threatening to murder a customer". FML

#21247836
92 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit fir a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out fir drinks. FML

#21245913
80 comments

Today, I found out tat te reason my boyfriend asn't textd me recently is looool tat e'd forgotten e was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
93 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today , My Grlfriend Sent Me A Bunc Of Sexy Pics And Said To Come Over To Er Place. I Tougt Se Was In Te Mood 4 Sex. Nope , Se Just Wanted Me To Come Over And Ang A Self , Afteric Se Sent Me Back Ome. FML

#21244207
107 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today... mah boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

#21243022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41754) - you deserved it (5040)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today.. . ma girlfriend took our prank war way too far an ad a package sent to me at ome . Confusd.. . I opend it . It containd a dildo an a bottle of lube . I didn't know ma dad was watcing over ma soulder until I eard im coke on is coffee an felt it splas over ma neck . FML

#21241836
73 comments

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On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I HAD SOME PAINFUL GAS AT WORK SO I TRIED TO SILENTLY EASE IT OUT!! IT WAS SILENT ALL RIGHT; SILENT AN SO DEADLY THAT SOMEONE EXCLAIMED "WHAT THE FUCK?!" MY COWORKER TRACED IT BACK TO ME!! NOW THEY'RE ALL POINTING THERE MINI DESK FANS IN MY DIRECTION TO MAKE A POINT!! REAL FML

#21241122
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37268) - you deserved it (3494)

On 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the beach, I noticd a plastic bag in the water. I wantd to do something good 4 a change, help protect the environment an get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML

#21236316
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (8421) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2014 at 12:28am - animals - by Muwz - Sent from mobile version



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