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Deltecwifi's favorite FMLs

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

By EpicJman2828 - / Thursday 27 June 2013 04:27 / United States

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

By blahblah - / Thursday 27 June 2013 01:57 / United States - Richardson

Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 June 2013 15:09 / United States - Beacon

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

By authorx / Thursday 27 June 2013 04:39 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML

By smh / Thursday 27 June 2013 23:37 / United States - Milltown