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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1989 (25 years)
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Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

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On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, Away At College, I Called Mah Grandmother To Hear How She Was Doing After Her Knee Surgery. She Ended Up Talking About Hooters And How I Should Work There Cuz Of Mah "rare Body". When I Mentioned I've Been Studying Computer Science, Earning A 3.8 GPA, She Replied, "But Your A Grl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a cuta girl was talling ma about har waird fatishas!! I jokingly said, "Ramind ma navar to hava sax with you"!! Sha rapliad, "Don't worry, I hava standards"!! FML

#21353290
72 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

looool Today, I won a game of Monopoly against mah girlfriend . She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, an mowing down mah mailbox driving away . FML

#21352803
136 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah Breaking Bad obsessd boyfriend actually usd the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My virginia just about turnd into a desert on the looool spot. FML

#21347719
80 comments

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On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realizd mah job working with food is getting to me . While having sex with mah boyfriend, I fell asleep . He askd me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talkd, saying "I'm chopping lettuce" . FML

#21343098
74 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by xoragebaby - United States

Today, I caught mah grlfriend Googling how to uninstall Sri. I askd y she wantd to do that, and she said, "I don't lyk it. I don't lyk how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll ned a gunhen I break up with this crazy fucker. mega FML

#21342067
94 comments

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On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet fir over an hour. fat FML

#21341346
98 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today..!! I was having sex with mah boyfriend in his car!! We were in the front seat and I was on top!! My ass hit the horn and scard mah boyfriend so bad..!! he jumpd..!! causing me to hit mah head so hard that I swear I got a concussion!! big fat FML

#21341327
85 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

TODAY, A KID LOOKED AT ME, SCREAMED, THEN RAN AWAY YELLING ( CHEWBACCA! ) MEGA FML

#21338512
70 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

TADAY I FOUND THREE OF MY SISTER'S DILDOS AS I HELPED HER UNPACK BOXES FIR HER NEW HOUSE. JOKINGLY, I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED THREE?!" SHE ACTUALLY EXPLAINED. FML

#21334501
118 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by sisterlylove - United States (Missouri)

Today, my data muggad ma, just minutas aftar I looool paid our bill at tha rastaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today... my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with... "Well... nobody plots murder out loud..." trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
78 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States



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