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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2203
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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defferwa's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29852) - you deserved it (77004)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25450) - you deserved it (7667)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
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I agree, your life sucks (44105) - you deserved it (2403)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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