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defferwa
  • Town/Country : Prince George, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 954
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (66068)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18942) - you deserved it (5556)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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