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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    20%
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    2%
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    7%
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    3%
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 50 quality comments

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    38%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    90%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    27%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Defferwa's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 15 December 2012 08:52 / United States - Lakewood

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML

By bill219 - / Friday 7 December 2012 22:40 / United States - Dallas

Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML

By fuckalltwitardsintheface - / Thursday 20 September 2012 21:34 / United States - Lindsey

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at a local firm owned by two partners. The secretary told me to be there at around 12:00 to 12:30 pm, so I arrived at 12:15. The first boss told me off for being early, the other one yelled at me for being late. FML

By whatisthisidonteven - / Sunday 23 September 2012 09:23 / Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML

By IHateMyLife / Saturday 22 September 2012 06:59 / United States - Fallbrook