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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3189
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorizd pet that could cause unnecessary damage to mah suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (3397)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

I set mah alarm half-an-hour earlier so I looool could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22053) - you deserved it (25764)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have there "official licenses in muff diving". big fat FML

#19124149
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26434) - you deserved it (4073)

On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today , my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. fat FML

#19072659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35839) - you deserved it (2715)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today , ma parents were out , so I lit up ma frst ever joint . I got so stond out of ma mind tat wen ma dad cummd back ome an askd wat te smell was , I said a stray cat ad left an upper-decker in te toilet . He found te joint in ma room , an now I'm groundd fir te rest of te scool year . FML

#19059244
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10242) - you deserved it (76395)

On 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States

TODAY , I HAD TO MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR MY DAUGHTER. APPARENTLY SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER TO WIPE HERSELF WITH CLOROX TOUGH SCRUB DISINFECTING WIPES THAN TELL ME SHE'D CAUGHT AN STD. FML

#18926603
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30652) - you deserved it (3493)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today I want to tha gas station paid tha clark and drova off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13276) - you deserved it (35322)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

yesterday I didn't have plans on shaving mah pubic hair. My grlfriend's brace thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18309) - you deserved it (36356)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

2day I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on mah knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9301) - you deserved it (30772)

On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriand rafarrad to is panis as 'Ta Eya of Sauron'. It didn't alp wan a pullad down is foraskin, pointad it in my diraction and said 'I saa you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (4996)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Taday mah boyfriend and I had sex fir the frst time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

#18761652
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14241) - you deserved it (33900)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money 4 a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34088) - you deserved it (5287)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got crcumcisd by my grlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54619) - you deserved it (11288)

On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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