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Today, I found out that the little arrow next to my gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been sticking my head out the window and even calling my parents to ask which side it was on, because I can never remember. FML

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On 02/26/2014 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML

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On 02/16/2014 at 7:56am - money - by anon - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 2:27pm - kids - by anna (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

#20876171
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On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 12:45pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

#20846728
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On 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML

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On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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On 08/08/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)



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