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Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by :| (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

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On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone took my flatscreen TV at my garage sale because some kid snuck a "free" label onto it. FML

#20855061
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On 08/26/2013 at 12:45pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

#20846728
118 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML

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On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

#20827542
134 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML

#20819060
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On 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm - health - by WTF, America? (man) - Sweden

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 2:46am - misc - by fsdjhgasjlhg (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

#20816755
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On 08/02/2013 at 8:41am - love - by chickety boom - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

#20797095
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On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, trying to flirt with a girl, I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML

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On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by yayme. - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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