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deedeee
  • Town/Country : perth, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 448
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML

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On 01/03/2010 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29981) - you deserved it (10984)

On 09/27/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by cockroach (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9014) - you deserved it (85455)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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77 comments

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On 05/06/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by twoheadedboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (49020)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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