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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24974) - you deserved it (4038)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:42am - love - by dzisfml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19132) - you deserved it (4251)

On 10/10/2009 at 6:19am - intimacy - by Taraa3 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (167342) - you deserved it (34001)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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