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Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
by so bored -__- / 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by ZeroApostle4Ever / 02/23/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Lonely Gay / 02/22/2012 at 4:37am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
by mishie1 / 02/21/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/20/2012 at 1:05am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by AnastasiyaNicholas / 02/18/2012 at 9:20am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Christinemh329 / 02/17/2012 at 1:22am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by sharpie2792 / 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
by jess / 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
by loveinanelevator / 02/13/2012 at 7:03am / Health
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I had to call AAA for the fifth time in two months. When the driver got out, I instantly recognized him. It was the same guy who helped me out all the previous occasions. When he saw me, he snorted and doubled over laughing. FML
by big steve / 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
- Today, I had to drive my sister home. We drove the half hour south to get to my Dad's, only to get… Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill… Today I went as a chaperone on one of my son's middle school field trips to the beach with the rest…