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If you can read this STOP BEING A CREEPER!!! OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!
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Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

By ApparentDrugAddict - / Monday 8 August 2011 06:23 / United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 6 August 2011 23:37 / United States

Today, while watching tv at my mother's house, a tornado warning came across the screen. After being in the dark nasty basement for half an hour, my mom realizes she was watching a recorded show, and that tornado warning was for 2 weeks ago. FML

By cargaljen / Sunday 7 August 2011 05:29 / United States

Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

By a-mishunderstanding / Monday 8 August 2011 04:07 /

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

By nomorecookies / Saturday 6 August 2011 05:53 / United States