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by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by James / 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm / United States / Kids
by nicoleee / 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by neverthesame / 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by laststand11 / 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/27/2012 at 11:54am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by thammer / 03/27/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
by blueglover / 03/27/2012 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by stupdude3 / 03/26/2012 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML
by jennag5 / 03/24/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by retyi43 / 03/24/2012 at 1:41am / United States (Louisiana) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…