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decko44
  • Town/Country : minecraftia, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3258
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About decko44 : If you can read this STOP BEING A CREEPER!!! OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!

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Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13083) - you deserved it (103049)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:22am - love - by UH-OH (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally told my best friend whom I've secretly been in love with for two years that I was in love with her but at the last second chickened out and said I was joking. She replied with "Don't scare me like that. I thought I was going to have to find a new best friend for a second" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60557) - you deserved it (6089)

On 03/06/2009 at 11:17pm - love - by crap (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8188) - you deserved it (37345)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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