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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5650
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About decko44 : If you can read this STOP BEING A CREEPER!!! OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!

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Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (2832)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38298) - you deserved it (3367)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35240) - you deserved it (8451)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29431) - you deserved it (9352)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29716) - you deserved it (1953)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44963) - you deserved it (7434)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

#17023007
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34797) - you deserved it (3461)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45112) - you deserved it (6711)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42065) - you deserved it (7452)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37279) - you deserved it (5042)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML

#16935990
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28307) - you deserved it (2990)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm - misc - by tbalboa - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (3522)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39070) - you deserved it (15670)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33618) - you deserved it (2932)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

#16785194
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (22256)

On 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by badgirl (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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