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by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by panos016 / 07/15/2011 at 9:51am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by j1hill33 / 07/14/2011 at 1:09am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML
by tomcat69 / 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by outofajob / 07/08/2011 at 1:10am / United States / Work
by Snurkles / 07/07/2011 at 8:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by fthislyfe / 07/02/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by tbalboa / 07/01/2011 at 1:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ugh annoying / 07/01/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML
by Live02Dance / 06/25/2011 at 8:58am / United States (Virginia) / Health
by badgirl / 06/21/2011 at 5:41pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…