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by awesome / 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by cazorp / 01/05/2012 at 6:43am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
by Ilostsomuch / 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
by mjbx / 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Love
by tooearly / 01/01/2012 at 3:31am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
by Livewire / 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
by thathurt / 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
by Lotje13 / 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML
by EdwinOEF / 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Holidays
by yourebeautiful / 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
by axel519 / 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…