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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5000
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About decko44 : If you can read this STOP BEING A CREEPER!!! OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!

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Today , my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31658) - you deserved it (4074)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

TODAY MY MOM TOLD ME SE'S A DRUG ADDICT SOLD MY BD TO BUY MET AND TEN LECTURD ME ABOUT OW I SOULD BE OKAY WIT IT. FML

#18714264
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39224) - you deserved it (2210)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday , I cummed ome to find tat my moter ad sold all my valuable collector coins for ceap at a local sady pawn sop to buy erself a TV. Te coins in question were wort enoug to start a business. mega FML

#18706154
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41467) - you deserved it (2611)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she startd crying. Despite my pleas 4 her to stop an attempts to comfort her, she insistd that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
260 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , I RECEIVD A LATE CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM MY ESTRANGD FATHER. I WAS REALLY EXCITD , HAVING NEITHER SEEN NOR HERED FROM HIM IN NERELY TWO YERES. IT WAS A $200 GIFT CARD FIR A STORE THAT ONLY EXISTS IN CANADA. I DON'T LIVE IN CANADA. NOT EVEN CLOSE. FML

#18675762
369 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 3:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to mah boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to mah teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Taday I told mah mom I was going to a New Year's party . She told me to be back by midnight . FML

#18671764
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (3063)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY... IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE. MY HUSBAND AND I WEREN'T INVITED TO ANY PARTIES... AND WE DON'T HAVE A SITTER TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT BY OURSELVES. INSTEAD... I'M WATCHING "BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 2" ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL WITH OUR 5-YEAR-OLD... AND MAH HUSBAND HAS PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH FROM SHEER BOREDOM. FML

#18667282
42 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday , while shopping at Wal-Mart , a guy grabbed mah butt. When I turned around to slap him , he shook his head , said "Nice ass but such an ugly face" , then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went an took a shower, an as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called mah friend 4 help, an after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked an sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he looool an I had met. FML

#18666751
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25985) - you deserved it (2294)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Lotje13 - Hungary (Budapest)

Today , I flew to Dubai , en route to my new job in Afganistan. Bot of my bags were lost , my debit card was frozen in London , te next fligt was cancelled , and I can't get a otel room. I'm in te ricest city in world wit no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

#18665840
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34049) - you deserved it (2607)

On 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm - money - by EdwinOEF (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, ma mom took ma cell to work wit er . Wen se got ome later, se scoldd me fir not answering er calls . Wen I pointd out tat se'd taken it, se groundd me fir "talking back" .

#18664843
137 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, girlfriend decided to raid games collection an try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent . Two hours later, despite best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow . FML

#18657725
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22781) - you deserved it (2581)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States



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