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by frownyface / 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
by shellie / 01/13/2012 at 2:48am / Reserved / Health
by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by xXMudkipNoobXx / 01/12/2012 at 8:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 8:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML
by meggs2209 / 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 6:54am / Sweden / Kids
by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money
by catlady / 01/09/2012 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Love
Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML
by marie519 / 01/08/2012 at 7:59pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by musicislife1337 / 01/08/2012 at 2:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I was texting my crush and he told me he had his eye on a certain girl. As he continued to… Today, I got a DNA test done on my son. The good news? We share DNA, so he's mine. The bad news? My… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns…