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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5001
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About decko44 : If you can read this STOP BEING A CREEPER!!! OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!

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Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, ( Don't lie to me. )

#19687214
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21785) - you deserved it (2296)

On 05/27/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by cloudberry - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that when my professor had said ( For every A there will be an F, ) he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. mega FML

#19684129
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24280) - you deserved it (1762)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:34pm - misc - by dany - United States (Ohio)

Today , it was my brthday , and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently , by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did , however , make a point to say "happy brthday" before they left. FML

#19648886
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32763) - you deserved it (1780)

On 05/19/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Schubey (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month . I had to stop at a word I did not recognise . Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it . I had mah finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper . FML

#19637178
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7339) - you deserved it (36812)

On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (3574)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,hile sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet!!  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8698) - you deserved it (48048)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday mah turtle,ho had a little portion of the garden all to herself , died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to ( be lyk Mario ) by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37108) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, my apartment was robbed by my looool landlord!! Her logic? "I own the building, an therefore everything in it." That TV cost more than my rent!! FML

#19572629
270 comments

Today..!! tha school nursa callad ma in!! Sha said sha knaw I was pragnant and sha was worriad about how it was affacting mah gradas!! I'm not pragnant!! Apparantly I'm just stupid and fat!! FML

Taday mah parents left on a trip. I wantd to invite mah girlfriend over fir a few days so we could spend them together. Then mah grandparents turn up "just fir a few days until your parents return so you won't be alone in this big house." FML

#19566748
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23646) - you deserved it (3282)

On 05/03/2012 at 12:39am - love - by homealone (man) - Canada

Today, I Was To Ave An Important Pone Interview 4 A Job. I Got A Call And Everyting Went Perfectly, And Tey Said I Was Ired. Later, I Found Out Tat One Of My "friends" Ad Gotten One Of Is Buddies To Prank Call Me And Make Sure Te Line Was Engaged Wen Te Real Interviewer Called. FML

#19564521
120 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 5:58pm - work - by panther of the desert (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was grounded by my mom cuz I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. mega FML

#19545380
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27165) - you deserved it (2684)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I PUTTD MY IRONING BOARD AWAY IN THE BATHROOM . AFTER CLOSING THE DOOR, I HEARD A LOUD NOISE . THE BOARD HAD OPEND UP WHILE FALLING OVER, TAKING UP THE WIDTH OF THE ROOM . I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR . FML

#19533059
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (3275) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discoverd that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has lerend about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

#19530621
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23933) - you deserved it (2243)

On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, mah brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushd me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

#19528720
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19453) - you deserved it (2227)

On 04/25/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by horselover7766 - United States (New Jersey)



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