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Today , it was my brthday , and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently , by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did , however , make a point to say "happy brthday" before they left. FML
Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month . I had to stop at a word I did not recognise . Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it . I had mah finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper . FML
Today,hile sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet!! A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
Taday mah parents left on a trip. I wantd to invite mah girlfriend over fir a few days so we could spend them together. Then mah grandparents turn up "just fir a few days until your parents return so you won't be alone in this big house." FML
Today, I Was To Ave An Important Pone Interview 4 A Job. I Got A Call And Everyting Went Perfectly, And Tey Said I Was Ired. Later, I Found Out Tat One Of My "friends" Ad Gotten One Of Is Buddies To Prank Call Me And Make Sure Te Line Was Engaged Wen Te Real Interviewer Called. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom cuz I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. mega FML
TODAY, I PUTTD MY IRONING BOARD AWAY IN THE BATHROOM . AFTER CLOSING THE DOOR, I HEARD A LOUD NOISE . THE BOARD HAD OPEND UP WHILE FALLING OVER, TAKING UP THE WIDTH OF THE ROOM . I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR . FML
Today, I discoverd that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has lerend about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
Friday 27 March 2015