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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About deathlumpzx3 : Hey. I'm James. I DJ, produce, I love gaming, and anime. That's about all you little stalkers need to know(:

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Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11068) - you deserved it (30283)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML


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On 12/01/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by fieldmarshalclitter (man) - United States

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML


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On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States

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