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deathlumpzx3
  • Town/Country : Death City
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About deathlumpzx3 : Hey. I'm James. I DJ, produce, I love gaming, and anime. That's about all you little stalkers need to know(:

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Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

#20186953
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I agree, your life sucks (18386) - you deserved it (3590)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML

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On 12/01/2012 at 5:11pm - health - by Awkward (woman) - Bahrain

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

#20186785
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On 12/01/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by fieldmarshalclitter (man) - United States

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

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On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States



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