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Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML


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On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6440) - you deserved it (57778)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML


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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

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