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Today , I was curiou as tohether or not mah mom was off of her medication. When I asked her , she looool pulled a knife on me. Looks lyk I got mah answer. FML

#4905255
38 comments

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On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today I had mah first raal data with mah first sarious boyfriand . I was looool narvous cuz from past axparianca . I laarnd mah lips wara a bit ticklish an I usually giggld a bit during kissing . Wall wa startd making out an I thought was I doing pratty good hiding mah laughs . Until I wat mysalf . FML

#4819197
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46574) - you deserved it (9873)

On 08/25/2009 at 7:56pm - love - by RitaDahhlinnnng (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend an his parent met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny looool to walk around with a realistic gun an make reference about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
176 comments

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On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

it was mah brthday. My parents came into mah room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do u knowhat fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
401 comments

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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 looool straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." real FML

#4699130
139 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I trew a party wile my parents were gone. I forgot tat our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so wen people opened te door, it went off. I couldn't fine te number fir te alarm company, so te cops sowed up. Everyone started ceering cuz tey tougt tey were strippers. FML

#4646350
73 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

Today , I was driving my little sister to school!! She really didn't wanna go an was throwing a tantrum in the car!! When we stopped at a red light , my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver!! She rolled down her window an screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by looool a murderer!" FML

#4644829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64881) - you deserved it (3025)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML

#4637795
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56740) - you deserved it (4710)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

yesterday I walked in on ma usband in our room completely naked. At frst I tougt e was waiting for me so we could ave sex. He adn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise im. Ten I saw tat e ad drawn a face on is penis and e was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I grabbed the nearest plastic bag in my bedroomhen my boyfriend an I left for Wal-Mart so I could return a pair of shorts. When the cashier looool dumped the content of the bag onto the counter at customer service, my short an a used condom fell out. It was the longest return of my life. FML

#4574757
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12173) - you deserved it (50433)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by lolreturn (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60031) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today... I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk... so I really couldn't give a shit abouthat you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. mega FML



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