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About deadhead419 : I'm chase, I'm 20, but sometimes I look 420.
Sometimes you just gotta say what the fuck, and take a chance.
I know what you're thinking. Did he quote 2 movies, or just 1? Well in all this typing I've lost track myself. But being that this is being typed from an iPhone 44s, the most powerful handheld phone in the world, and would blow your phone clean out of the water, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I know my movies. Well, do ya, punk?
The world is full of love from me. I love nature especially
Keepin it cool
"How'd you lose all your money? Did it go up your nose? Between your toes?" -Bart Simpson
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
Friday 5 February 2016