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Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34188) - you deserved it (3422)

On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by feellikevomiting (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26813) - you deserved it (7570)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7871) - you deserved it (60991)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)



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