deOrca

Search for a member

Offline (the 07/12/2014 at 10:02pm)

deOrca

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1043
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

deOrca's page activity

Visits<b>lovecottoncandy</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 11:40pm<b>shmoooopie</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 2:05pm<b>QueenOfSuppness</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:53am<b>anitak912</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 2:14am<b>ichiukia</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 3:21pm<b>kayzers</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 12:20am<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 11:57pm<b>nineteen99</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 7:27pm<b>Willibobs</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 8:46pm<b>batah</b> - the 06/21/2014 at 4:12am<b>mollyjynxjax</b> - the 03/18/2014 at 4:21am<b>extrasnipes</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 7:58am<b>sroseh10</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 10:36pm<b>DissyDemon</b> - the 02/14/2014 at 3:01am<b>paintbullits</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 5:48pm<b>jk92</b> - the 01/16/2014 at 10:59pm<b>regenerate</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 12:46pm<b>runnerj116</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 12:15am

deOrca's FML badges

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of deOrca's badges

deOrca's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

by hannaaaahr / 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

by VerbalDiarrhea / 01/08/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Nevada) / Transportation

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy