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ddrluna

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 December 1982 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 70872
  • Number of comments : 180
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ddrluna : I don't tolerate asshattery.

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Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

#2122739
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I agree, your life sucks (65240) - you deserved it (5853)

On 05/20/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by disaster... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45194) - you deserved it (8840)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)



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