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ddrluna
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 70321
  • Number of comments : 180
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About ddrluna : I don't tolerate asshattery.

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Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56932) - you deserved it (4325)

On 05/20/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by disaster... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38393) - you deserved it (6781)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)



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