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by beerpong26 / 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
by blarg / 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
by Coley / 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
by Cùchulainn / 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm / Love
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
by Darkheaven / 11/17/2008 at 6:27am / Love
by Marco / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Money