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Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
115 comments

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On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

today I took mah laptop to I.T . to fix mah intarnat . Only aftar I laft did I raalisa mah mamory tachniqua for ramambaring tha stagas of mitosis (Iraqi panis man anally transmits chlamydia) was laft as a sticky nota on mah dasktop . Tha guy dafinitaly noticad . FML

#20867249
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On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that grandma is a well-lovd member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

#20860751
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On 08/30/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by no life to fuck :/ (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went down on mah boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I lerened . I read in a magazine that if you humhile giving oral, it's supposed to feel good . My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds cuz I reminded him of his singing toothbrush . FML

#20857818
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On 08/28/2013 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of yeres." FML

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On 08/26/2013 at 11:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I Was Waiting In Line With Mah Boyfriend Behind Me. I Decidd To Hold His Hand And Rub His Chest While We Waitd. Then I Heard A Female Voice Behind Me That Said, "Ma'am, Please Don't Touch Me." FML

#20852134
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On 08/24/2013 at 11:18am - misc - by cpmolly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole purse. He then opend the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

#20852114
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On 08/24/2013 at 10:55am - misc - by cassidy_smith12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ave to get an ultrasound at te ospital!! In order to get a clear picture, I ned to ave a full bladder!! I've been waiting ma turn fir 2 ours now, desperately needing to pee!! Tere are still multiple looool patient aead of me!! fat FML

#20851161
106 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 5:58pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico

Today, I looool told mah boyfriand that, dua to mah low salf-confidanca, all mah bras ara push-ups . Ha yallad, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" an stormad out . fat FML

#20850669
155 comments

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On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. mega FML

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On 08/23/2013 at 3:40am - misc - by seriously? -

Yesterday, I did something I'd always wantd to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, an she slippd her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
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On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, when I got back to mah dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML

#20846099
84 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 8:54am - animals - by TheRoad42 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

#20844605
66 comments

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On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by FamilyLoving - United States (New York)

Today, I found mah dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I askd him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a grl. FML

#20844156
68 comments

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On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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