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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2976
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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2day My Grandmoter Treatend To Kill Erself Wit A Banana. Se Ten Got Angry Wit Me Wen I Didn't Attempt To Get Te Banana Away From Er. My Mom Punisd Me Cuz I Didn't Take Te Situation Seriously Enoug. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28842) - you deserved it (2896)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I decidd to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on mah computer screen while doing abs. My dad walkd in after I finishd an was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

#19795313
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24204) - you deserved it (6671)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was mah birthday. When mah crush spottd me in the hallway and wishd me a Happy Birthday, mah nerves got the best of me and I blurtd, "You too". FML

#19795247
108 comments

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On 06/16/2012 at 12:58am - love - by thefailwhale (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

2day son paid the price fir emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested fir punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. fat FML

#19794074
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30607) - you deserved it (4086)

On 06/15/2012 at 8:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , I went to see a movie with mah grlfriend an a few others . Mid-way through , I noticed mah grlfriend giving a hand-job to mah best friend . I couldn't believe mah eyes , an I confronted them . He claimed he had been asleep , she claimed she was mopping up a spill , an I'm now single again . FML

#19788440
288 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, ma girlfriend and I got to te stage in our relationsip were se tink its okay to cange er tampon wilst I brus ma teet. FML

#19786918
320 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing fir ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML

#19781202
99 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 8:47am - money - by fuzzle003 (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I was at a big family raunion at mah aunt's placa. Bafora dinnar, I want outsida in tha gardan fir a smoka. Through tha kitchan window, I saw mah cousin spit in tha soup. Twica. My aunt pattad his back and continuad stirring. FML

#19780392
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25739) - you deserved it (2136)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by eww - Austria (Wien)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

TODAY AT THE BEACH, MAH BOYFRIEND PICKD ME UP AND CARRID ME OVER HIS SHOULDER. I FELT MAH BIKINI TOP COME UNDONE IN THE PROCESS. I PANICKD AND PULLD DOWN ON HIS SHORTS. WE WERE FIND FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. FML

#19757535
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (9033)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I realised that mah body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping , I heard the intro music to mah room-mate's favourite video game , and popped an uncontrollable boner!! FML

#19693767
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (4937)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by Danny (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY, MAH CAT WOKE ME UP, BUT BY KNEADING ON ME THOUGH . INSTEAD, SHE WOKE ME UP BY POUNCING ON THE LASER POINTER MAH DAD WAS SHINING ON MAH FACE . FML

#19673871
99 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm - animals - by XxEmoWolfiexX (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Took The Bus. The Old Lady Next To Me Almost Fell When The Driver Stoppd, But I Managd To Catch Her. Five Minutes Later, The Same Thing Happend To Me. The Old Lady Trid To Help Me, But I Lost Balance An Pulld Her Skrt Down. Fat FML

#19667338
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25145) - you deserved it (2187)

On 05/23/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by alexo - United States



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