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Dayzz1's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    180%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    38%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    40%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    36%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    90%
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Dayzz1's favorite FMLs

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

By nosestealer - / Sunday 7 July 2013 21:57 / Canada - Brampton

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

By DolphinGirl369 / Friday 7 June 2013 04:33 / United States - Fairfield
By Anonymous - / Thursday 6 June 2013 18:47 / Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

By ._. - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 00:08 / United Kingdom - Letchworth
By wtfmama - / Saturday 4 May 2013 12:51 / United States - Hudson